Mix two 1.75 liter bottles of cheap gin, three 2 liter bottles of Sprite, one can of lemonade concentrate, one can of limeade concentrate, and six squeezed and sliced limes into a five gallon bucket. Add ice, stir vigorously and have a nice day. Tastes limey. Serves 2-20 guests.

(any other kind of concentrate can be substituted for variety)