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Do you have to sing "Lola" before you drink it?

Do you have to sing "Lola" before you drink it?

I've tried it with OJ (the beverage, not the murderer). Tastes a lot like bubbl...

Probably not much worse than asking for a Buttfuck.

Root beer? Hmmm, might have to give that a shot.

Root beer? Hmmm, might have to give that a shot.

I think gin makes a better panty remover.

I think gin makes a better panty remover.

I think gin makes a better panty remover.

Damn, that sounds... tasty.

I could see that workin' pretty well.

Shit, what a great recipe. Pure genius.

Shit, what a great recipe. Pure genius.

No booze?

What's horchata?

The fact that it's made from a mix doesn't help much, either.

The fact that it's made from a mix doesn't help much, either.

The fact that it's made from a mix doesn't help much, either.

The fact that it's made from a mix doesn't help much, either.

I dunno if that's gonna help the ratings, Jacob.

I gave it 5 stars, but only because of the joke.

The King's got a point.

I'm no math whiz, but wouldn't that be the same as one part Kahlua, one part Ir...

Well, this is an exciting moment.

I don't want nerds anywhere near my drink.

Let me know how it turns out.

"Handle"?

Wow, classy name.

Make sure it's dark rum.

Greatest shooter of all time. First one I learned to make, too. A tasty vari...

Ah, so it's like when I meet with clients at my bar: http://static.flickr.co...

I've seriously gotta try that.

I must say, I like the way you do business. None of the agencies where I freela...

I guess you could always use brown sugar instead of the graham crackers.

We were drunkenly inventing shooters last week and came up with this. It works ...

Plenty of liqueurs work well in milkshakes. Banana and strawberry flavours, esp...

Try it with moonshine. It's even worse. I mean, better.

Try it with moonshine. It's even worse. I mean, better.

Try it with moonshine. It's even worse. I mean, better.

Try it with moonshine. It's even worse. I mean, better.

Try it with moonshine. It's even worse. I mean, better.

That'd go well with some bubonic chronic.

Aw, Jacob, you are so wrong. Sure it sounds good in theory, but god, what a cra...

Probably THE classic cocktail, especially if you know the history behind it.

I have to admit, I was hoping that was an AC/DC reference.

Tasty but dangerous.

Tasty but dangerous.

Try mixing it IN the watermelon.

That should be 6 parts whiskey and 12 parts cola, then.

That should be 6 parts whiskey and 12 parts cola, then.

Tanqueray? What about Plymouth instead?

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